Who makes dinner? Also know as drunkard blogging.
Issa: You know we had this great idea to talk about dinner and who does what if anything about it. But I've had a horrible day and so...um...
Nick: She's trashed.
Issa: I am not. I'm just a little tipsy.
Nick: Yeah little like running into the wall and calling Nata, Maya and....
Issa: Ok, so maybe I am drunk. Who cares? Do you in blogland care? I didn't think so.
Nick: They do care. They just won't tell you, becuase y'all are friends.
Issa: Did you say y'all?
Nick: No.
Issa: I think you did.
Nick: Maybe we should try and stay on topic.
Issa: What's that.
Nick: Oh christ. Dinner, remember dinner? Our brillant topic?
Issa: No one cares about that. They want to know what...
Nick: Honey, if they won't care, why don't we choose something different?
Issa: Like what? Drunkedness? Beer? Maybe jello shots.
Nick: We don't have jello shots.
Issa: We should really get some of those. They are tassssstttty.
Nick: You don't even like jello.
Issa: I do with vodka and whipped cream. I like that word whipped. Whipped, whipped, whipp...
Nick: ENOUGH.
Issa: Ok, party pooper. Every party loves a pooper that's why we ummm... I forget.
Nick: Invited you?
Issa: Nopes. That's not it.
Nick: Dinner, honey. Write about dinner.
Issa: Oh yeah. I do all of it.
Nick: Not cooking.
Issa: Who cooks? I never said cook.
Nick: Most people cook.
Issa: I just can't imagine.
Nick: Ok, internet, here's what we do. I'm typing now, because my wife has to dance around or something. I hope you know how much I love her to do this. I can not even type. Ok, so we ordr in every night. But Issa does order it and has it delivered to our house right when she gets home. And she does make the desciion unless she is feeling onery and then I do it and then she changes it. Some times we go out, but mostly we order in. but not pizza normally, good food that is pretty god for you. But we live in LA and you can have just about anything delivered here.
Issa: Tell them I make all the descisions and you do the dishes. Oh and tell them I'm sorry Im a drunkard.
Nick: It's true I do most the dishes. And that's it. Well except for the drunkeness. Sorry everyone. We forgot about this until just now. It is what it is.
Issa: Tell them McDreamy is HOTTTTTT, with lots of T's.
Nick: Ok, we're leaving now. Oh wait, what do you do about dinner?
Nick: She's trashed.
Issa: I am not. I'm just a little tipsy.
Nick: Yeah little like running into the wall and calling Nata, Maya and....
Issa: Ok, so maybe I am drunk. Who cares? Do you in blogland care? I didn't think so.
Nick: They do care. They just won't tell you, becuase y'all are friends.
Issa: Did you say y'all?
Nick: No.
Issa: I think you did.
Nick: Maybe we should try and stay on topic.
Issa: What's that.
Nick: Oh christ. Dinner, remember dinner? Our brillant topic?
Issa: No one cares about that. They want to know what...
Nick: Honey, if they won't care, why don't we choose something different?
Issa: Like what? Drunkedness? Beer? Maybe jello shots.
Nick: We don't have jello shots.
Issa: We should really get some of those. They are tassssstttty.
Nick: You don't even like jello.
Issa: I do with vodka and whipped cream. I like that word whipped. Whipped, whipped, whipp...
Nick: ENOUGH.
Issa: Ok, party pooper. Every party loves a pooper that's why we ummm... I forget.
Nick: Invited you?
Issa: Nopes. That's not it.
Nick: Dinner, honey. Write about dinner.
Issa: Oh yeah. I do all of it.
Nick: Not cooking.
Issa: Who cooks? I never said cook.
Nick: Most people cook.
Issa: I just can't imagine.
Nick: Ok, internet, here's what we do. I'm typing now, because my wife has to dance around or something. I hope you know how much I love her to do this. I can not even type. Ok, so we ordr in every night. But Issa does order it and has it delivered to our house right when she gets home. And she does make the desciion unless she is feeling onery and then I do it and then she changes it. Some times we go out, but mostly we order in. but not pizza normally, good food that is pretty god for you. But we live in LA and you can have just about anything delivered here.
Issa: Tell them I make all the descisions and you do the dishes. Oh and tell them I'm sorry Im a drunkard.
Nick: It's true I do most the dishes. And that's it. Well except for the drunkeness. Sorry everyone. We forgot about this until just now. It is what it is.
Issa: Tell them McDreamy is HOTTTTTT, with lots of T's.
Nick: Ok, we're leaving now. Oh wait, what do you do about dinner?
Labels: Issa and Nick
posted by Melissa at 11:39 PM
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LMFAO! i love you both! you should have called me up drunk!
You lucky ducks! Seriously? You order out every night?? (sigh) I'm sooo jealous. For us to be able to order out means something really special is happening - like, Daddy got a raise, or something like that!
So, dinner...hmmm. Before I got a handle on things (two kids and all) it was usually half and half; meaning, some days I'd try to make it but if I failed then Hubby would come to the rescue with something he'd just toss together. Nowadays, since I'm such a pro at multitasking (hehehe, cough-cough) I've been charged with the entire responsibility. Soooo, to make life easier my entire grocery-shopping experience has evolved and I have highly detailed lists (menus, recipes, etc) to help me get through it all. Sometimes I feel almost neurotic with all the stress I put into being able to make at least two square meals a day! But, all in all, when I finally get to sit down to a meal with Hub and the kids I feel pretty darned proud of myself for being able to throw a few edible things together for 'em!
Thanks for posting drunk - it made for very amusing reading!!
LMAO - OMG I think the drunkardness is a much better topic than dinner! Who cares about dinner!!!
But since you asked, I cook most of the time, however Mike does his share occationaly. If I'm cooking, Mike cleans up and vice versa.
In FACT he's ususally up my ass cleaning up shit WHILE I'm in the middle of cooking. Like I'll turn around to grab the spoon to stir the sauce and WTF, it's GONE!!
p.s. I love that you were dancing around! LOL
You're right--McDreamy is Hotttt :-)
This is sooo embarrassing. but funny all the same.
Also, we order in because I work later and there is no way Nick could make dinner once he finally gets the girls home. And well, cause we can afford to do so. But like we said, it's easy in this area and i know that's not the case everywhere.
Ster, I considered calling into your radio thing and changed my mind.
dont worry i cant type for shit either:)
All I can say is, you've got a good deal going on there Issa. Maybe you can find a restaurant that delivers jello shots.
Oh Issa, how I love you so... and you too, Nick!
I am the queen of take-away... Indian, Thai, Chinese, Mexican... you name it, we eat it once a week.
I have 5 dinners that I can make that are edible and my family is ever grateful to Trader Joe's for ensuring that small fact.
What's McDreamy? Is that a new dessert at McDonald's?
Sounds like a fun evening with or without food over there.
Lisa
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