the glorious feeling known as...........
point says:
The naked poo. now, now, dont cringe.....close your jaw and stop thinking WTF. Bear with me and soon you will see and agree that there is nothing more liberating and fabulous than.............the naked poo.
Im a welder. i spend most of my day sweating and working in dirt and grim. i also am not the type of person that looks forward to pooing at work....if its the second half of the day i would rather go home for the .......................... naked poo.
there are 3 requirments in the naked poo. two are very obvious.....
1. naked
2. poo
3.........door open.
there is no point in half-assing the liberation of the naked poo by keeping the door shut.
after the naked poo...........straight into the shower....get all clean and fresh and finish the day like a brand new man...............errrrr woman.
ster says:
1. i cannot believe i'm marrying you.
2. you are disgusting.
3. i cannot believe you just brought people into our BATHROOM.
4. you are freaking rank.
5. have i mentioned how unbelievably gross you are?
6. did you just call yourself a woman?
and 7.. i can't even respond to this because girls.don't.poo. naked or otherwise.
point says:
i said err woman incase a woman wants to or does the naked poo.....yea yea i know girls dont poo. the bathroom is a perfectly natural function....i dont understand why its so taboo.....
The naked poo. now, now, dont cringe.....close your jaw and stop thinking WTF. Bear with me and soon you will see and agree that there is nothing more liberating and fabulous than.............the naked poo.
Im a welder. i spend most of my day sweating and working in dirt and grim. i also am not the type of person that looks forward to pooing at work....if its the second half of the day i would rather go home for the .......................... naked poo.
there are 3 requirments in the naked poo. two are very obvious.....
1. naked
2. poo
3.........door open.
there is no point in half-assing the liberation of the naked poo by keeping the door shut.
after the naked poo...........straight into the shower....get all clean and fresh and finish the day like a brand new man...............errrrr woman.
ster says:
1. i cannot believe i'm marrying you.
2. you are disgusting.
3. i cannot believe you just brought people into our BATHROOM.
4. you are freaking rank.
5. have i mentioned how unbelievably gross you are?
6. did you just call yourself a woman?
and 7.. i can't even respond to this because girls.don't.poo. naked or otherwise.
point says:
i said err woman incase a woman wants to or does the naked poo.....yea yea i know girls dont poo. the bathroom is a perfectly natural function....i dont understand why its so taboo.....
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posted by j.sterling at 1:18 AM
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Hmmm. What an interesting day to stumble upon your blog! Cool concept.
it's okay if you are grossed out...
Wow. First time here and a poo post. I don't know whether to run or had you some toilet paper and Lysol.
Jennster, I am so sorry, but yet again (remember the sleep button issue???)... I'm in agreement with point. I can't believe I'm going to go into this with you guys online, but . . .
I'm all for the naked poo. In fact, bare minimum, my shoes must be off my feet for me to do the biz. But completely naked is best.
I'm so sorry to do this to you, but I suppose there really are women out there who are all for the naked poo.
Eeek.
Still, wanna room with me at BlogHer if you go? It'd be like you never even left point what with the snoozing and the naked poo.
HAHAHAHA Point is too fucking funny. I seriously do NOT get the whole reasoning for taking your clothes off to poo.
HOWEVER
I DO know that probably it's better off for men to shower after doing the deed cause I've noticed that they (and I'm not talking Mike only here, just men in general) sometimes have an issue in that area. (read: skidmark)
Anyway the whole post reminds me of that seinfeld episode where George accidentaly forgets to put his clothes back on after going to the bathroom and striping to poo at a party. LOL
Potty humor is gladly accepted in our house. :) Everyone poos with the door open...naked, not so much. That's a bit over the top. I do agree with the shower---men have HAIR down there and of course that just creates one big mess. As my dad always says....Shit, Shower, and Shave. In that order, every time.
poor noobies.....look back to other posts. they are all not bathroom related...
and this was the first time i actually hand picked the topic...
speaking of hand picked.....maybe boogers and snot next time.
Jenn.
Are you serious?
I poo. I fart too.
And I'm sure I've pooed naked if Evan isn't home.
If this is the worst thing about Point, STFU and be happy.
:-)
Daren says: YEAH!
Karen says: We have been married nearly 9 fucking years and if you don't fucking close the door I will fucking throttle you. AND MAKE SURE YOU USE THE FUCKING SPRAY.
ewwwwwww
Boys are gross!
I live by myself and I still don't do the naked poo. Dunno why. It just feels weird.
I lived with a guy who came in WHILE I WAS SHOWERING and sat down to do the naked poo. (Only one bathroom). Once I figured out what he was doing out there, I RAN out of the shower covered in soap and screaming and dumped his disgusting guy ass soon thereafter. Gak.
neither of us poo, naked or toherwise. we just go in there to do the crosswords and spray on the way out.
a naked poo does sound kind of liberating, though.
Great! I'm introducing our four year old into naked pooing, that will stop him shitting his pants! Maybe some of it might even go down the toilet!!
Holy cow! I can't believe I missed this one! Okay, so I'm pretty used to the naked poo around here. Thanks to Hubby now The Big Guy has taken to it - is that a biological thing or something learned? I can't tell which came first...anyway, whenever I come across it something inside me just cringes. I really don't feel that I have to see that; although, for some reason Hubby gets a laugh out of it. Men.
Anyway, I say, "do your thang" just let's not so happily share the moment, m-kay?
"Shit, shower, and shave"! What a concept!!!
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