Designated Driver
Tony Said:
Where did you learn how to drive? Oh, that's right, Los Angeles. It's people like you that are the cause of road rage. I get very nervous every time you drive, and why? Because you do things like drive on the wrong side of the road and you don' t know what the difference between a white line and a yellow line is. Then, when I'm trying to tell you that you are on the wrong side of the road what do you do? Yell at me! As if it's my fault you didn't pay attention to the road in the first place. All L.A. drivers should have their licenses taken away.
Allie Said:
You know i think God made a mistake he gave you a penis when he really should of made it a vagina. You are such a complainer and not to mention such a woman. I am a fine driver. so i got on the wrong side of the road for a second. and its not like traffic was moving they were all at a light. and you didn't have to yell at me. you made it worse by freaking out the driver and everyone knows you are not supposed to do that.
Tony Said:
I'm a complainer? I didn't realize that trying to save us from a possible head-on collision was considered complaining. Our daughter was in the car. Remember her? The one who came out of your vagina. And speaking of that, my penis fits me just fine thank you very much. But enough about that, just know that if you do something that puts us in danger, you can bet your ass on it that I'm going to bring it to your attention. You were lucky that oncoming traffic was stopped at a light, what if they weren't?
Allie Said:
No lets not even get started with how many times you have screwed up. You're always up on other cars asses and having to slam on the breaks to prevent a wreck and do you remember the time our lives almost ended because you were not paying attention when you switched lanes?
Tony Said:
Typical woman tactics...turning it around on me. This conversation is over!
Where did you learn how to drive? Oh, that's right, Los Angeles. It's people like you that are the cause of road rage. I get very nervous every time you drive, and why? Because you do things like drive on the wrong side of the road and you don' t know what the difference between a white line and a yellow line is. Then, when I'm trying to tell you that you are on the wrong side of the road what do you do? Yell at me! As if it's my fault you didn't pay attention to the road in the first place. All L.A. drivers should have their licenses taken away.
Allie Said:
You know i think God made a mistake he gave you a penis when he really should of made it a vagina. You are such a complainer and not to mention such a woman. I am a fine driver. so i got on the wrong side of the road for a second. and its not like traffic was moving they were all at a light. and you didn't have to yell at me. you made it worse by freaking out the driver and everyone knows you are not supposed to do that.
Tony Said:
I'm a complainer? I didn't realize that trying to save us from a possible head-on collision was considered complaining. Our daughter was in the car. Remember her? The one who came out of your vagina. And speaking of that, my penis fits me just fine thank you very much. But enough about that, just know that if you do something that puts us in danger, you can bet your ass on it that I'm going to bring it to your attention. You were lucky that oncoming traffic was stopped at a light, what if they weren't?
Allie Said:
No lets not even get started with how many times you have screwed up. You're always up on other cars asses and having to slam on the breaks to prevent a wreck and do you remember the time our lives almost ended because you were not paying attention when you switched lanes?
Tony Said:
Typical woman tactics...turning it around on me. This conversation is over!
Labels: Tony and Allie
posted by texas math at 1:35 PM
8 Say it:
Tony, even though you're right, sometimes it's better to not say anything. It will eventually be your fault. Welcome to Dad Said, Mom Said.
Hey Mike, how do YOU know he's right? Were you in the car with them?
I totally agree that freaking out on someone while they are driving is a big no no. By doing that your just going to cause them to panic and cause more issues.
I do yell at my mother when she swerves into the other lane even if no one is coming, but why do I get the notion that you might be overreacting just a tad? maybe not.....just a hunch.
=oP Welcome aboard!
tony- i bet you couldn't handle driving in la cause you're a big pussy. lol
lol jenn !! he is
My husband is an old man driver. SOOOO slow. He practically yells at me when I go the speed limit.
We solved the problem. He always drives. I keep my mouth shut as we watch other cars speed past us in the fast lane. I suppose I would have to yell if he swerved into the other lane, though.
woman you can handle me driving in san fran.....how do you give someone else shit!
do you know why hellen keller cant drive.....?
because she is a woman.
Ha! Sounds like you guys tag along for the ride with us every now and then. He comments on mine, I 'comment' on his. There's never an end...
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
I notice that car discussions between the opposit sexes are the same in the whole world !That could have happened in Brussels too !
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