Designated Driver
Tony Said:
Where did you learn how to drive? Oh, that's right, Los Angeles. It's people like you that are the cause of road rage. I get very nervous every time you drive, and why? Because you do things like drive on the wrong side of the road and you don' t know what the difference between a white line and a yellow line is. Then, when I'm trying to tell you that you are on the wrong side of the road what do you do? Yell at me! As if it's my fault you didn't pay attention to the road in the first place. All L.A. drivers should have their licenses taken away.
Allie Said:
You know i think God made a mistake he gave you a penis when he really should of made it a vagina. You are such a complainer and not to mention such a woman. I am a fine driver. so i got on the wrong side of the road for a second. and its not like traffic was moving they were all at a light. and you didn't have to yell at me. you made it worse by freaking out the driver and everyone knows you are not supposed to do that.
Tony Said:
I'm a complainer? I didn't realize that trying to save us from a possible head-on collision was considered complaining. Our daughter was in the car. Remember her? The one who came out of your vagina. And speaking of that, my penis fits me just fine thank you very much. But enough about that, just know that if you do something that puts us in danger, you can bet your ass on it that I'm going to bring it to your attention. You were lucky that oncoming traffic was stopped at a light, what if they weren't?
Allie Said:
No lets not even get started with how many times you have screwed up. You're always up on other cars asses and having to slam on the breaks to prevent a wreck and do you remember the time our lives almost ended because you were not paying attention when you switched lanes?
Tony Said:
Typical woman tactics...turning it around on me. This conversation is over!
Where did you learn how to drive? Oh, that's right, Los Angeles. It's people like you that are the cause of road rage. I get very nervous every time you drive, and why? Because you do things like drive on the wrong side of the road and you don' t know what the difference between a white line and a yellow line is. Then, when I'm trying to tell you that you are on the wrong side of the road what do you do? Yell at me! As if it's my fault you didn't pay attention to the road in the first place. All L.A. drivers should have their licenses taken away.
Allie Said:
You know i think God made a mistake he gave you a penis when he really should of made it a vagina. You are such a complainer and not to mention such a woman. I am a fine driver. so i got on the wrong side of the road for a second. and its not like traffic was moving they were all at a light. and you didn't have to yell at me. you made it worse by freaking out the driver and everyone knows you are not supposed to do that.
Tony Said:
I'm a complainer? I didn't realize that trying to save us from a possible head-on collision was considered complaining. Our daughter was in the car. Remember her? The one who came out of your vagina. And speaking of that, my penis fits me just fine thank you very much. But enough about that, just know that if you do something that puts us in danger, you can bet your ass on it that I'm going to bring it to your attention. You were lucky that oncoming traffic was stopped at a light, what if they weren't?
Allie Said:
No lets not even get started with how many times you have screwed up. You're always up on other cars asses and having to slam on the breaks to prevent a wreck and do you remember the time our lives almost ended because you were not paying attention when you switched lanes?
Tony Said:
Typical woman tactics...turning it around on me. This conversation is over!
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