Winners and Losers
Tony said: Are any other couples as competitive as Allie and I are? It's always been in my nature to compete....which is why I love sports so much. In sports, there's always a winner and a loser (except in soccer, hockey and in rare cases, football.) I've noticed that I treat everything in my daily life the same way as sports. I try to win as much as I can at whatever I do. I also always end up dragging along anyone thats near me, which means that poor Allie has to suffer the most. Or so I once thought. As it turns out she is more competitive than me. She turns a simple kid's toy called "Bop It" into an all out war between us. Well, when I'm challenged, I take it seriously, so I beat her pretty convincingly and she got angry at me. This kind of thing happens alot. So far we've learned that she can kick my ass at swimming and playing Ms. Pac Man (to spare her embarrassment, I won't mention the many many things that I'm better than her at.) I'm not sure how healthy all this competition is for a relationship, but it can be extremely entertaining...right Allie?
Allie said: My god who could forget the Bop It. I won at that my score was higher than yours and what is it that your better at ? Air hockey ? We're tied there. I think its bad that we act like this but I cant stand losing. You get so big headed sometimes, my winning will put you in your place. If I am winning you suddenly don't want to compete anymore. Perfect example remember when you and Felix and I were playing that PSP baseball home run derby game and I kicked both of your asses. And then the next time we tried to play you and Felix didn't let me play ever again.
Tony said: I normally don't go throwing this word around, but you my dear are a LIAR!!! You are the sore loser around here, not me. My nephew and I didn't want to play again because it took forever to finish in the first place, and besides, it was supposed to be a competition between him and I, that's how he and I bond. But "little miss competition" had to butt in. And between us both, you know you are the sore loser. Remember our Yahoo Pool phase? You would never want to play me because you lost all the time, and when I started letting you win, you got mad at me for that too. You pout like a child when things aren't going your way. And when you do win, you NEVER let me forget. I at least, take my wins like a true gentleman of sport.
Allie said: I am not a sore loser . Felix and I were playing first and then you came along. I am so not little miss competition do we recall who won the bop it it game and told you that this was getting out of control and needed to stop and who was the one who picked up the bop it and tried to beat my score cause they couldn't let go of the fact that they lost. That was you dear. The yahoo days are so over and here you are telling me that "i always let you win."
Tony said: I only have one last thing to say....our daughter is beautiful, and EVERYONE tells us how much she looks like me...which must mean she gets her looks from me. Who won there?
Allie said: I thought i was supposed to get the last word? again you always have to win don't you, you just can't seem to let it GO. And, if it was not for me carrying Kaci for 9 months and giving her the nutrients she needed to survive she would not even be here in the first place so don't try to add that as one of your victories.
Allie said: My god who could forget the Bop It. I won at that my score was higher than yours and what is it that your better at ? Air hockey ? We're tied there. I think its bad that we act like this but I cant stand losing. You get so big headed sometimes, my winning will put you in your place. If I am winning you suddenly don't want to compete anymore. Perfect example remember when you and Felix and I were playing that PSP baseball home run derby game and I kicked both of your asses. And then the next time we tried to play you and Felix didn't let me play ever again.
Tony said: I normally don't go throwing this word around, but you my dear are a LIAR!!! You are the sore loser around here, not me. My nephew and I didn't want to play again because it took forever to finish in the first place, and besides, it was supposed to be a competition between him and I, that's how he and I bond. But "little miss competition" had to butt in. And between us both, you know you are the sore loser. Remember our Yahoo Pool phase? You would never want to play me because you lost all the time, and when I started letting you win, you got mad at me for that too. You pout like a child when things aren't going your way. And when you do win, you NEVER let me forget. I at least, take my wins like a true gentleman of sport.
Allie said: I am not a sore loser . Felix and I were playing first and then you came along. I am so not little miss competition do we recall who won the bop it it game and told you that this was getting out of control and needed to stop and who was the one who picked up the bop it and tried to beat my score cause they couldn't let go of the fact that they lost. That was you dear. The yahoo days are so over and here you are telling me that "i always let you win."
Tony said: I only have one last thing to say....our daughter is beautiful, and EVERYONE tells us how much she looks like me...which must mean she gets her looks from me. Who won there?
Allie said: I thought i was supposed to get the last word? again you always have to win don't you, you just can't seem to let it GO. And, if it was not for me carrying Kaci for 9 months and giving her the nutrients she needed to survive she would not even be here in the first place so don't try to add that as one of your victories.
4 Say it:
LMFAO at the end of this! ALLIE, YOU RULE!!!!!!! tony drools!
LOL! Allie rocks! But I am sad to say the only thing I've ever beaten my husband is in maybe 1 game of air hockey and 1 game of bowling. But i keep trying...MY DAY WILL COME! Brandi
I used to be more competative than I am now. Mike isn't competative, so therefore I'm not. It's like if the person that I'm with is competative, then I have to be MORE. But if not, then I don't care.
And yea Tony....never bring up the baby as something that YOU get credit for. She carried her...she wins....THE END.
Ladies-
You miss the "real" victory here. Tony slid a cuckoo's egg in Allie's nest. She carried a "mini-HIM" for 9 months....so of course he won. No better victory than an un-earned W!!
Did you notice that she conceded his point- Their beautiful daughter looks just like him. So the cuckoo wins again!!
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