Women are smarter...........
Yeah, that's right. Women are smarter. OK, do I really believe that? No. Well...................ok yeah, sometimes. For example, how does Jenn know how to get the baby to sleep after she's been squirming around, crying, pointing towards the door, and all around protesting going to bed for me? Couldn't tell you, but she does it. Also, she just has the instincts to know how to keep Allie occupied all day with Little People, ring around the rosie, dancing BooBah's and whatever else is around the house. OK, now with that being said, do I think she has all the answers? No, but she knows a hell of a lot! I stayed home with Allie one day last week because she was sick and by the end of the day I was done. I give anyone that stays home with kids all day a lot of credit. Don't get me wrong, I love kids, especially my daughter, but it's hard work taking care of a kid with a horrible cough and a 102.5 fever. Everything upsets them. When Jenn came home after work and a quick trip to the store, she could tell I was beat. Meanwhile, Jenn stayed home with Allie Monday since she still wasn't 100%, and somehow got her to sleep for two 2.5 hour naps, and both of them were smiling away when I came home at 5:30pm. Whatever she does, it works.
Now, lets talk about how I don't understand my wife's obsession of going shopping on Black Friday.......................THIS is something that I am smarter than she is on. I avoid shopping like the plague everyday of the year, let alone THAT day. Am I right guys? All of them must have a defective part of their brain that makes them enjoy that hell hole of a day!
Jenn said:
Your right. Women are smarter. Aaaand, do you have to do any Christmas Shopping, except to buy for me? No? Ok, well then shut up! lol
*takes credit card* *kiss*
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Oh wait, the baby. Well, I should be better than you at SOMETHING! Your cleaner, more organized, remember shit, and now you even make more money than I do. So give a girl sumthin! I play better ring around the rosie than you do, and I have long hair that lulls babies to sleep *shrug* whatcha gonna do?
Come on though seriously, any of you go shopping on Black Friday? It's usually how I kick off my Christmas Shopping. Although this year I actually bought a couple of gifts already. YAY! Anyway, on Friday my mother, aunt, cousin, and I all wake up early and shop till we have blisters on our feet! And I don't care what you all think, we have a ball!
It is funny though how when I talk to people about shopping on Friday everyone says I'm crazy, and how they would NEVER shop that day. Meanwhile...the stores and malls are packed. Hmmmmmmm
So come on spill it. You go shopping on Black Friday, ADMIT IT!
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p.s. Happy Thanksgiving from everyone at Dad said Mom said!
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